The tooshie:
At 5' 2" Minaj is a pocket rocket with an astonishing waist-to-booty ratio that has lead to rumours that her posterior has
been surgically enhanced. Her response? Hell to the N-O!
The wigs:
Two-tone, Day-Glo, leopard spots, candy pink, gungy green… we’ve no doubt Minaj owns an entire bungalow filled with rainbow weaves. You too can emulate her outré tresses – just head to Dalston Junction for wigs at Shaba Hair, or take the plunge at hipster hairdresser Bleach down the road.
The Nictionary:
The Pink Friday mobile app serves as the definitive dictionary of Barb lingo.
Fetch ‘Something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.’
Dolly Lama ‘A Barbie that makes
everyone around her feel at peace.’
A waffle house ‘A clearly misguided old wrinkle.’
Strawberry shortcake ‘One who loses sight of her goals and her cake [money] by focusing on beef and negativity.’
The alter egos:
Roman Zolanski A gay man from England, Roman is Minaj’s inner angst personified.
Martha Zolanski Roman’s bossy-boots mother, complete with alarmingly sketchy cockney accent.
Nicki Theresa A headscarf-wearing healer of fans.
Harajuku Barbie Minaj’s most tempered incarnation – she’s a wide-eyed innocent. Minaj also refers to her fans as ‘Barbs’.
The threads:
From space-age sexpot to chaste dolly girl, latex ’n’ lace stripper to satin-clad nun, Lycra is this girl’s best friend. She may not like the comparisons to Lady Gaga, but the 29-year-old’s certainly giving the reigning queen of avant attire
a run for her column inches. Plus Vogue editrix Anna Wintour’s given her the fashion front row seal of approval.
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